i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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