chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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