think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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