just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
We are two peas in an std pod
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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