HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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