Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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