I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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