I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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