Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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