It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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