How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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