I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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