I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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