Three words: puerto rican gang bang
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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