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This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.

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(404): This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect. http://tfl.nu/w6ad

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?

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(215): Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam? http://tfl.nu/4s96

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(519): View more from Ontario

duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.

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(519): duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function. http://tfl.nu/u3j5

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(845): View more from New York

i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.

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(845): i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it. http://tfl.nu/ii10

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(224): View more from Illinois

You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.

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Thats like the definition of a good friend

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(224): You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me. (630): Thats like the definition of a good friend http://tfl.nu/1tf7

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(712): View more from Iowa

Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.

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(712): Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now. http://tfl.nu/slxg

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(512): View more from Texas

honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party

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(512): honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party http://tfl.nu/io10

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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on

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(215): just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on http://tfl.nu/p7yb

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(646): View more from New York

Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done

(760): View more from California

Victory lap

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(646): Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done (760): Victory lap http://tfl.nu/nhvd

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(519): View more from Ontario

Cats found the secret coke stash again

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They owe us $80.

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(519): Cats found the secret coke stash again (519): They owe us $80. http://tfl.nu/rzq5

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(210): View more from Texas

you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.

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(210): you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug. http://tfl.nu/nztu

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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.

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(952): Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost. http://tfl.nu/9cwp

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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.

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(512): We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents. http://tfl.nu/1dqy

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(510): View more from California

I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.

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(510): I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it. http://tfl.nu/j8q4

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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.

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(613): hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday. http://tfl.nu/nmap

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