You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back