Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(905): View more from Toronto

I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone

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(810): View more from Michigan

omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?

(1-810): View more from Michigan

i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?

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(407): View more from Florida

the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.

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(817): View more from Texas

you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.

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(281): View more from Texas

All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".

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(778): View more from British Columbia

We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often

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