He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?