Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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