Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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