do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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