he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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