Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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