her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
its liver damage thursday
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