Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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