Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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