whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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