this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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