There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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