every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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