I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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