no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
i out mim tonsoeep
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