Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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