Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just gargled with NyQuil
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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