Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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