My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Your penis caused this!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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