office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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