so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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