Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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