You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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