put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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