Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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