i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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