You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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