I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Operation Purity has been aborted
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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