Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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