I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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