At least make sure they are 18
Why
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
he was CRYING into my vagina
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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