there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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