Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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