ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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