All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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