that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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