I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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