marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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