So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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