A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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