how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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